
Seems we just can't get away from all those warnings of envirnomental catastrophe that fly in the face of Parashat Noach. I mean, things are nuts when even the lox is threatening us!
Be that as it may, I think things are really getting out of hand when the world's worst creator of greenhouse gas emissions turns out to be moose belching. Yes, Der Spiegel reports that Norwegian researchers have discovered that the "Greps" is the culprit behind all that global warming, the Moose Greps that is:
Norwegian newspapers, citing research from Norway's technical university, said a motorist would have to drive 13,000 kilometers in a car to emit as much CO2 as a moose does in a year....
Bacteria in a moose's stomach create methane gas which is considered even more destructive to the environment than carbon dioxide gas. Cows pose the same problem...Agriculture is responsible for producing 37 percent of global methane emissions, a gas that is 23 times more potent than CO2 when it comes to global warming. And much of this gas comes from the burps of ruminating animals such as cows and sheep. If a cow's manners could be improved a bit, then the world might just stop warming quite so fast.
That means the corned beef is an environmental danger as well.
Mooses threaten life on the planet by belching? Imagine what a danger they would be if they drank seltzer water!


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Over the 10-year period as a whole, climate continues to warm and 2014 is likely to be 0.3 deg C warmer than 2004. The overall trend in warming is driven by greenhouse gas emissions but this warming effect will be broadly cancelled out over the next few years by the changing patterns of the ocean temperatures. Want more information click on www.LifeOfEarth.Blogspot.com
hey steven - we met at the funeral the other day....
How many moose are there in the world, and how many cars are there? How fast is the moose population growing, and how fast is the population of cars growing? Add to that jet planes, trucks, fossil fuel power plants, factories, etc.
Yes, God promised he will not destroy all life in the world after the flood of noah, he certainly did not say he would not destroy civilization, many civilizations have fallen since noah's flood. Is our civilization any different than the civilization of noah?
Since 2002 there has been a remarkable increase in the rate of melting of the arctic ice cap, this summer there has been a collapse of large sections of arctic sea ice. The arctic ice cap is the air conditioner of the northern hemisphere, the ice reflects out large amounts of sunlight in the summer and radiates huge amounts of heat into space year round, if the ice cap melts it will significantly alter the balance of heat radiation in the northern hemisphere, likely causing a catastrophic shift in climate and a sudden increase in global warming. an arctic meltdown will likely also cause a sudden release of ocean based methane hydrates and the melting of permafrost in alaska, canada, and siberia which could equal the contribution of greenhouse gases from our economic pollution.
As religious, jewish, zionists, do we have any interest in promoting arab oil consumption, which is one of the main contributers to global warming? Even if global warming were a hoax by some non-existant socialist conspiracy, why fight it when it will destroy our arab enemy? An arab without an oil pump is a worthless thing, global warming is a blessing, it is God's punishment of western civilization for persecuting the jews. Many religious jews recognize that hurricane katrina was God's retribution for america pushing the expulsion of the jewish communities of gaza and samaria, now bush is pushing more expulsions and the arctic ice cap is collapsing, let's embrace the messianic age, not deny it.
This website describes the sudden loss of arctic ice this year.
http://www.weatherunderground.com/blog/JeffMasters/comment.html?entrynum=764&tstamp=200708
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